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"Listen, and I shall tell you of a tale, passed down to me by me great granny, argh.
Once, there be a ship! And that ship be piloted by the foulest of bilge demons, the scumtaculous...Bob!
He pirated the seven seas. A mere mention of his name and people would shudder. Now, get to bed, ye little scum, I've told you enough story for a night."
The children were plagued by nightmares. One wet his bed.
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